"The only difference between him and you is the attitude you have whan you hit the water."
He woke up with that phrase rattling around hiw windpipe. Today was not going to be one of the best.
"Hey! That's a squid bar!"
"Oh shit man no!" he thought "It's going to start all over again. You might want to re-check you compass."
The ensuing fight lasted for the five seconds leading up to the phone-call.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
....
"You are the man!" he shouted to the guy in the swimming pool.
"Unbelievable!" he added, "want a hand to get out?"
Rose stared on unblinkingly, slowly she began to show no visible signs of wilting. The guy was wearing an orange jumpsuit.
Escape was the furthest thing from her mind and the nearest to his.
"You know what?" she suddenly muttered, "I'm fine. My muscles ache but that's because I used them."
The blast was the last thing they all saw before he woke up.
"There might be times when you have to decide who lives and dies out there." heshouted. "There will come the time when you will have to say no. At twenty-four years of age you have to find a way to become that miracle."
"Unbelievable!" he added, "want a hand to get out?"
Rose stared on unblinkingly, slowly she began to show no visible signs of wilting. The guy was wearing an orange jumpsuit.
Escape was the furthest thing from her mind and the nearest to his.
"You know what?" she suddenly muttered, "I'm fine. My muscles ache but that's because I used them."
The blast was the last thing they all saw before he woke up.
"There might be times when you have to decide who lives and dies out there." heshouted. "There will come the time when you will have to say no. At twenty-four years of age you have to find a way to become that miracle."
Saturday, July 18, 2009
....
Today they are rueing the fact that they stocked up on azuki beans only to find a bag in the cupboard when they got home. (ditto: garlic, mung beans, turmeric, chainsaws, sick, twisted but strangely attractive leather-clad dwarves, surgical saws and tofu.). The dwarf bag might come in useful though, they thought.
Monday, May 04, 2009
Museum der Unerhörten Dinge
The Museum of Outrageous Things (translation unclear), Berlin. Run by Roland Albrecht, a wonderful gem of a space...
... and Bowman will be having a show there next June(ish), possibly.
or was it this June? Oh dear...better check that out!
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
BAM! DING!
I found this image somewhere in the annals of the FFFO website, it's from about 1996/7 and was made on an old Amstrad 1640. I quite like it.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
The pole dancer was declared dead on arrival at the Barber Surgeons' hall.
You could see the cemetary from the banquet. The Popes both saw potential here.
Doge Enrico Dandolo was seen hovering above the waters. Initially mistaken for an escape of methane. 
Pope Gregory's cataracts caused the accidental flaying of Quentin Crisp's dog.
Lord Byron was wearing the wrong spectacles, and missed an important point.
The pole dancer was declared dead on arrival at the Barber Surgeons' hall.
Doge Enrico Dandolo was seen hovering above the waters. Initially mistaken for an escape of methane. 
Pope Gregory's cataracts caused the accidental flaying of Quentin Crisp's dog.
Lord Byron was wearing the wrong spectacles, and missed an important point.
The pole dancer was declared dead on arrival at the Barber Surgeons' hall.
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